happinessoverhaul

Can I have a word with you?

Dear Universe,

This would be a good time to show me some lovin’! I have been a good girl, especially if you consider the tremendous amount of stress I’m under. I'm trying to live by all your rules. I know you don’t want me to focus on any negative aspects in my life, like eh… still waiting for my body to expel this invisible baby or eh… say…. the possibility of being homeless this summer. Just to name two of my current anxieties. Shit, I wonder if I’ll be ‘punished’ just for saying it. Miscarriage. Homeless. Recession. Depression. Bad words. Go wash your mouth. Go watch your vision board one hundred times. Write down your positive affirmations until your hand is blue and cramping. Whatever you do, do not vibrate negativity. Go be happy, dammit!

Tool Tuesday: How to make a slideshow vision board

I received many emails and compliments on my slide show vision board.
(I want comments people, comments, not emails, but any kind of interest is appreciated, because really… I used to think that I suffered from Attention Deficit Disorder, thinking it meant I wasn’t getting enough attention…not that I have much attention… what were we talking about again? Oh right, the slide show vision board).

Some of you wanted to know if it was really that much work. Does it matter, really? How much is it worth to you to attract the love of your life? The job of your dreams? Money like water. Or an audi Q7? You've got to put some work in! If only half of my vision board will manifest, it will have been worth every minute I put into it. Besides, it was FUN to do. And bonus: I feel uplifted and excitement for the future when I watch it.

What do you have to loose (besides the chance of a better life)?
So I made you a little tutorial:

Putting in my order with the Universe!

Without any further ado - but with slight embarrassment - I present to you my dream life vision board.

I bet you have questions. Like, who's that dude with the bad taste in hats? And is that chick in the purple bikini really you? (it will be!). Why in the hell do you want to meet Will Smith? Go ahead, ask.

So, now I will be watching this slideshow at least twice a day, proofing that this visualizing stuff works!

The struggles of real life getting in the way...

I know.... it's "Tool Tuesday". But who really cares? I had planned to show you my slideshow vision board and a tutorial on how to make your own.
But here's the deal: I worked on it until 4.00 am last night (I kid you not!) and when I was finally ready to put my order in with the Universe done the "convert to youtube movie" button had disappeared. So I can't actually show you.
I have this software for years, all I did was upgrade for another $29 so I could have a better, newer version. I am so bummed. I want the Universe to start conspiring on my behalf NOW. No time to loose!

My new butt.

In an ultimate attempt to lift my mood this weekend, I decided to work on that vision board. Will you beIieve I spent over 20 hours on it and I am still NOT done? It took me hours to find just the right pictures. I searched the web as if my life depended on it. (And in a way, I actually think it does. After all, I want the Universe to know EXACTLY what it is that I want. I mean, if I say "dream house", does the Universe know my dream house is light and bright, spacious, with a huge yard and several fireplaces? I don't want to take any risks...).