Skinny Water: I know you wannit!

This borderline-depressed mood of mine has some unwelcome side effects ("what, you mean all the crying isn't enough?"). My face is looking 10 years older in one week, I am eating like a pig (how about a whole tin of these for breakfast?), I'm waking up at 2. am every morning and staring at the ceiling for the rest of the night and consequently I can't be bothered to take my depressed fat ass to the gym the next morning.