This borderline-depressed mood of mine has some unwelcome side effects ("what, you mean all the crying isn't enough?"). My face is looking 10 years older in one week, I am eating like a pig (how about a whole tin of these for breakfast?), I'm waking up at 2. am every morning and staring at the ceiling for the rest of the night and consequently I can't be bothered to take my depressed fat ass to the gym the next morning.
Not much can cheer me up these days. Don't take it personal if I don't return your phone calls. Just be happy you're not the current object of my anger married to me.
But then I read about this in a magazine this morning. I know it is probably just another marketing trick, but they got my attention! And be honest, I know you want to try it too!
Here's how they get you:
All five flavors of Skinny Water contain three tested ingredients that
help you lose weight. Super Citri Max, the main weight loss supplement
ingredient in Skinny Water, has been tested in clinical trials that
show it helps people lose up to 365% more weight than dieting alone.
Super Citri Max is specially formulated and includes both potassium,
which maintains cellular hydration and calcium, which promotes bone
density and fat burning. Skinny Water helps suppress your appetite by
making you feel full and satisfied longer, while helping your body burn
fat for energy.
In addition to the trace
minerals included in Super Citri Max, Skinny Water also includes
Chromate, a patented formulation of chromium picolinate. Chromate is a
natural appetite suppressant that also promotes healthy metabolism and
helps your body regulate sugar. Chromate and Super Cirti Max combine to
give your weight loss efforts a kick-start, but it’s only the start of
the benefits that Skinny Water offers. Skinny Water is made with ECGC, the active antioxidant that makes green
tea so good for you. Antioxidants help your body deal with changes in
your cells. They are found in many different natural foods, but green
tea is packed with antioxidants. ECGC, extracted from green tea, is the
most potent of its antioxidants. In addition, each flavor of Skinny
Water provides even more antioxidants, as well as vitamins and minerals
that help your body keep up with all of its demands even when you are
cutting back on calories. Among the delicious antioxidant ingredients
in Skinny Water are raspberry, pomegranate, passion fruit, Goji berry,
acai berry and mango.
Noticed how they forget to mention it contains splenda... an artificial
sweetner that isn't all that good for you. But than again, neither are
the Pepperidge chocolate wafers... I think I might try just one bottle.
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